Uses the correct syntax for this thread, unlike his bombastic rival

Needs a Direct stat to put him in a less explosive disposition

Needs to meditate and think calmly about the world

Is attempting to incite violence by feigning solace

An alien astronaut attempting to subvert the Russian government.

a veteran of this site who will soon reach 9000! posts

Captain Explosion. Takes after his mother, he's always ready to blow.

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Just signed his death warrant

Could be mistaken for @SpokenTruth with a statement like that

Captain Explosion bought a Matryoshka doll set of the family he dearly loves. Mainly so he could be inside his mother.

(The expression on his face begs the question, did he wait until he was on the outside to explode?)

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