Little bomb is so cute

Now responds even to kindness with destruction

doesn't consider diminutives to be terms of endearment

doesn't know he was being tickled

is astutley comprehending the meaning of my message

Knows that little bomb is cute and can't rally hurt me

If he wanted to be a bit closer to a captain instead of a king, he should have considered for his profile pic Bobbery from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. He's an Admiral, not a Captain, but it's closer than King Bob-Bomb.

Now looks like a proper captain. Also accurately diagnosed Eagle's Mary Sue writing style in this thread.

Thinks I'm writing a male version of a Mary Sue character but the reality is they haven't explored the right areas where the flaws of my created character lies.

Doesn't recognize that he wrote himself as a Marty Sue in this thread.