By using this site, you agree to our Privacy Policy and our Terms of Use. Close

Forums - Nintendo Discussion - Why do they always make Kirby look so angry in American box arts?

Captian_Twig on 12 April 2008

Because every night Kirby breaks into my room and rapes. *Soft sobbing* No, seriously, no clue.



Around the Network
The Ghost of RubangB on 12 April 2008
Grey Acumen said:
Kirby is like a Pink version of Samuel L Jackson.

"I have had it with these mutha f***in stars on this mutha f***ing game!"
 

 I've had it with these mutafuckin' nightmares in this muthafuckin' Dream Land!!!

 



twitter.com/evaneldeneller

Sunday Fundays

Words Of Wisdom on 13 April 2008
iclim4 said:
Words Of Wisdom said:

I think the real question is why do they make him so happy in the Japanese art?

His home is repeatedly being invaded, his food stolen, his friends kidnapped or killed, and there are monsters roaming all over his land trying to kill him.  Why in the @#%% would anyone be happy in times like those?

I think the Japanese Kirby is on drugs.

You are indeed an insightful person.
I applaud you for catching on as far as you did.
You are worthy of the truth.
I was like you before, I've always thought that happy kirby was unnatural.
So I digged for the truth.
And the truth is much more vile than simple drugs .
Happy kirby is actually *dun* *dun* *dun* poring in disguise!
Yes, poring. In disguise. yes, gasp, I know how you feel.
You know how the wretched things just smile no matter how much you beat them.
It is all a part of their master plan of World Domination.
Dont worry though, I have discovered their next move.


Looks like any Mario picture, but please direct your attention to his skin tone.
Do you see it? It is pink, Mario does not have pink skin!

Now that I have given myself away, they will come for me.
But even if they dispose of me, my discoveries, my knowledge, my DREAM will live on with you.
Godspeed WoW, godspeed.


So Kirby is actually Soriku?  That explains so much...  wait, no it doesn't.



Riot Of The Blood on 13 April 2008

They should put MetaKnight on the American cover instead.



I am Washu-bot B, loyal servant of Final-Fan, the greatest scientific genius in the universe!


Words Of Wisdom on 13 April 2008
Riot Of The Blood said:
They should put MetaKnight on the American cover instead.

They did put Metaknight on one of the American boxes* in the rotation above.

*Nightmare in Dreamland



Around the Network
MANUELF on 13 April 2008

Maybe they think an angry Kirby sell more



BenKenobi88 on 13 April 2008

At least he's normal in Brawl.



LEFT4DEAD411.COM
Bet with disolitude: Left4Dead will have a higher Metacritic rating than Project Origin, 3 months after the second game's release.  (hasn't been 3 months but it looks like I won :-p )

Joeykanga on 13 April 2008

What pissed of the American Kirby?



SSBB: 1977-0005-2980 (JOEY) MKWii: 4382-2877-5902 (Joeykanga)
Wii:4027-0084-9432-1532             PM me if you add me.
Tag courtesy of fkusumot: Joeykanga - "Just post something once, don't ruin the thread"
Words Of Wisdom on 13 April 2008
Joeykanga said:
What pissed of the American Kirby?

The fact that monsters have invaded his home, killed his friends, stolen his food, and are now trying to kill him.

It's the Japanese Kirby that's messed up.  I think it's on drugs because no sane pink blob would be happy about any of that.



ItsaMii on 13 April 2008

He is angry with all the delays on the american versions. Happy Kirby looks a little gay, but it is much better. Angry and bad ass do not match his design.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."