Which requires a Sega Genesis to work.

Super Monkey Bannana Blitz on Wii. Game was a piece of trash. I paid $3 for it and I still feel ripped off.

Pikmin 2, played it for like a minute to make sure it works and then moved on. Will play it for real one day.

I think most recently it would have to be the FF15 mobile game. the new empire castle building one, as soon as i saw the layout i already knew what this was. uninstalled, never to return.

Not sure who this Patinas is

A lot of games I've tried out once or twice so I'll exclude those. For games that I spent money on and bought the game (not gifted), it probably is SMT IV.

Have about 4-5hrs in that game but still can't really get into the series for some reason.

The Matrix the path of Neo, I got it super cheap on the original Xbox and when offered the choice at the start of the game I picked for lols.... laughed and never played it again.

My total gameplay is pressing right... then A then turning it off.

Games that I really tried to play but coudn't, I have to say Xenoblade Chronicles, the combat system bored me to death and in four different tries I was never able to leave the starting town, dropping the game every time after completing a couple of fetch quests. And since I can't seem to learn from my mistakes, I still went and bought Xenoblade Chronicles X, the game remains untouched till this day.

Far Cry 3.

Booted it up, watched the opening cutscene for like 10 seconds, then had to close cause I was needed for something.

...never booted up the game again since...

As for something serious, and not a case of "I tried something for 20 seconds because a friend lend me his console and took it away almost immediately" but rather a purchased, owned game, it's probably Animal Crossing: Let's go to the City. I must have played it a total of two minutes.

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