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Don't let this revelation distract you from the fact that we haven't had a proper WarioWare game in years...



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Really, if they made female compliments to those two that share their less attractive physical features it would almost certainly piss off a ton of SJW.

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Waluigi actually is Mario's true "girlfriend", although Mario always cheats on him with anything that HASN'T a vagina, including shrooms. About Wario, nobody knows and never will.



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Wario doesn't need a girlfriend...his priority is money and food. Maybe he'll marry a gold-digger that's a good cook I guess.

Waluigi's girlfriend is Daisy. That's the most logical explanation for Luigi's dabbing and death stares.



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Super_Boom said:
Wario doesn't need a girlfriend...his priority is money and food. Maybe he'll marry a gold-digger that's a good cook I guess.

Wario is a #MGTOW confirmed x-D



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I'd like to think these two are married to money.



p0isonparadise said:
AngryLittleAlchemist said:
I always assumed they were a gay couple like Burt and Ernie

I thought they were brothers?

They are obviously based on Felix and Oscar from The Odd Couple.  So yeah... they both got divorced and now live together.  One's a neat freak and the other a slob.  Probably not gay.  If one of them is though it's probably Bert. 



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Just thinking about Waluigi and Wario having sex makes me want to puke. Just imagine the horror and noises coming from them.



Sorry, but even the most disgusting women would look at these two clowns and ask: "Who would fuck you?"



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