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Waluigi actually is Mario's true "girlfriend", although Mario always cheats on him with anything that HASN'T a vagina, including shrooms. About Wario, nobody knows and never will.



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!