| Luke888 said:
POEM for my bae May I ask on a date to such wonderful bae Or rather an online match to cooperate On voice chat thousands of things we could say Playing all night no matter when's late Making fun of kids due to how badly they play And screaming all time "PC MASTERRACE" |
Thats a monitor not a PC 
| Turkish said: POEM for my bae Heart containers are red Link's tunic is blue I'd slay Ganon, if it meant saving you ❤️
(that totally sucked didn't it lol, but I could really use a new gpu |
For some reason this offends me.
Wow, first of all I want to take a moment to wish luck to everyone who is participating. There's some absolutely fantastic love poems and filled with compassion and brilliant gaming analogies straight from heart pieces to full heart containers. The lovey dovey route has been covered so well I think I might need to try something a little more raw, dirty, and a little more NSFW. I'm going in like Flynn, I mean full retard.
I also want to thank OnionBerry for doing this contest. You're fucking awesome! And one of the nicest people on this site. The fact you are doing this really goes to say a lot about you and you're an outstanding individual for doing something so awesome like this. You're always full of surprises!
"Poem for my Bae" [NSFW]
OnionBerry shakes and a Devil May Cry, A poem for my bae and her big butt, Pokémon Snap that ass for a wild Pikachu, A poem for my bae and her big butt, That kind of ass, it's Uncharted, Tis' a poem for my bae and her big butt,
One shot baby with a Golden Eye,
Chant the Ass Creed for the Ass Effect,
Zing Solid Snake is Mass Erect,
Driving right though, like Putt-Putt,
Sliding down the pipe like Mario,
The more you smash, the better it gets like Lucario,
Hyrule's in dire need for more ChuChu,
The butt's not a lie let Gaben see,
Inspiration's needed for Half-Life three,
There's Butterfree's in my gut,
Was that the ass that Twintelle acted?
What kind of spell has Tharja casted?
Would you banish Ganon, if you farted?
Would it make Metroid crawl, what would you say?
She's on fire, like Big Boss lit with hairspray!
Love her like Nathan Drake loves doughnuts,
Come on Sudden Death on Final Destination,
Fully loaded for
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Complete Global Saturation!
Oh damn open until tomorrow... Lemme think of something tonight and I'm entering for sure. That's an incredible giveaway!
Haikus (a poem) for my Bae
Strategy, romance
to win a great prize from my
bae Onionberry
NVIDIA card
“The way it’s meant to be played”
cutting-edge PC
Card from beautiful
Onionberry to play that
Divinity 2
Be my exclusive
in game lobby matchmaking
we could level up
More grinding, less lag
thank you for twinking your card
free-to-play my heart
BTW bae, super cool you doing this. Also GL everyone.
jason1637 said:
Thats a monitor not a PC |
I struggled too much trying to get my case out of its place and FAILING so I thought this would be the better option, in case (no pun intended) OB doesn't think the monitor is enough I'll try to get the case out of its compartment...
Well this is my humble PC, i got GTX 960 MSI with Intel i5 Skylake Ram 8 GB with 2 tera Hard disk ,
Poem for my bae: The last of us
The requiem blooms
as you walk through the door,
in this kingdom of mushrooms
a shuffling score
I search out each word,
every note on your breath
Like a bear with a bird
and our memories kept
And as you enter the room,
In this symphony of night
We dance in a tomb
My confidant and I,
To a bolero of fire
we dance our goodbyes
under crimson briar,
this moment in time
And my courage fell flat,
as by lakitus hatch
Straight down through the slats
of the roof in a thatch
Did light up your flowering face
Like a match
and all I can think is just that...
-You are beautiful
I love you-
and the words were let slip
Quick turn to attack
and you let it all rip
with a click and a clack
In this overgrown thick
in this shadowy shack
with a click
and a clack
| onionberry said: I wanna make you happy! sadly I don't have the resources to buy infinite amount of stuff, but this is my gift to you... IF YOU WIN! I'm giving away this beast, this NEW Gigabyte AORUS Gtx 1080 TI could be yours. Sexy <3 The rules are SIMPLE:
1. post a picture of your PC with your handwritten signature, it doesn't matter if you have a compaq presario but you need to be a PC gamer cause then why would you want this beast? so, post a picture of your game library too (even if you play pong) <--- Forget this part, I don't want to be annoying. 2. Here's the catch, you need to write a love poem dedicated to me... USING GAMING ANALOGIES :D good luck. (2-3 Paragraphs) It doesn't matter if you're from Mars, you can participate (any country) You have until monday to post your poem right here using this headline (POEM for my bae) and I will choose the winner next tuesday 08/15/2017 So yeah, time to be creative :) |
I will try my best :
POEM for My BAE
It began by pushing the button, and ended by pushing the button
Countless warrior start screaming, crying to indulge in this daydreaming
Some might fall some might regret, but this fight is never end to get to the top of the castle
Oh fearless plumber, short and fat but brave Whose selfless task to rescue the princess Your adventures,
they tell such a story grave That leave even the greatest men impressed
He crossed the plains of 1-1 to 8-3 Jumped high,
Stomped countless Goombas in the ground Kicked turtle shells into the cactus beasts
But yet, the princess, she is still not found
Raccoon suit, fire flowers and mushrooms Will guide you to the Koopa King’s lair
Use all your might to evade certain doom
When all seems lost you never fell despair
In his rage he ground pounds through the floor The battle ends,
King Bowser is no more
Here comes the unsung heroes carrying a sword that might fall to the ground,
here come another heroes that trying to use a cheat code to break the fun,
and here comes new comers to try by hacking the games
But alas it’s just a games, to save the princess from the evil who kidnaped her
In the end , I am just a lonely gamer, sitting behind the couch and behind the PC chair, hoping to meet a beautiful princess that will accepts his proposal, hoping to find a lovely girl that also has the same hobbies
Even if the girls is far away from distant place on earth
Even if the girl has different culture separate by distant miles
this heroes will try his way to break his way to meet this lovely mademoiselle
Oh Onion Berry would you be the Zelda of my heart and Princess peach of my dream, would you be a person next to me playing as coop player, and my mentor in games and life’s . For you I will try to be a cheater or even break my own consoles just to get your love
by Hollygamer
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) this is my main rig btw, with a gtx 570
