Like the title says, let's play "I'm a bigger nerd than you because..." by confessing to a story that makes you a bigger nerd than anyone else. I'll start.
I'm a bigger nerd than you because I never went to my senior high school prom. My at-the-time non-senior girlfriend couldn't stand the fact that I'll be away for college away from her so she broke up with me. So instead of going to my senior prom, I invited my bestfriend over and played Nintendo (NES). I was a Castlevania virgin until that faithful night.