guess i wont be going to south korea

Well, I'm not ashamed to say I just took out the measuring tape out of shear bordom, and surprised I'm half a inch bigger than I was when I was a teenager. I beat my countries Average by a smidge but alas, the global average is just outta my reach. I'd reckon If I shaved my pubes and really put my ass muscles into it, maybe toned up my abs to tighten things up, I could get to Germany no problem. I'll report back as I make these discoveries.

Odd thing is for the longest time, no pun, I always thought the global average was 6.5. The more you know, eh. All that needless worrying I spent in my teens, I could have been spanking it instead.

Wow, this is amazingly out of control lol.

This guy's got a huge cock:

If you make a thread about penis you should expect people to dick around.

I can see that you're engorging yourself on it.

I don't go half cocked into any discussion. 

I'm not going to stroke your ego, but some of your comments have been pretty funny.

That isn't even remotely comparable.

Bitches can control their weight most of the time. Even fat bitches.

Sorry to burst any bubbles, but the world average makes no sense on this diagram.

Global average is 5.5", but China is 4.2". The US is at 5.0".

That means about 18% of the global population is 24% below average, and another 4% is 10% below average.

Indonesia is also about 20% below the average.

Unless nearly everyone lives in Congo, the math is way off.