I was actually somewhat surprised by that suggestive language.

I get to see a young hunk draw a bow again?

Wow. That is quite a sexually explicit term. I wonder if Zelda says that to Link... Maybe a hundred year slumber made her very horny.

Read it a few days ago. Certainly the most interesting part is the one about the enemies since it talks about Centaurs which for me translates into Lynels which is so exciting (I've never seen one in the 3D Zelda games I played), I just hope they are as hard to defeat as they were in ALBW

Read it a few days ago. Certainly the most interesting part is the one about the enemies since it talks about Centaurs which for me translates into Lynels which is so exciting (I've never seen one in the 3D Zelda games I played), I just hope they are as hard to defeat as they were in ALBW

Read it a few days ago. Certainly the most interesting part is the one about the enemies since it talks about Centaurs which for me translates into Lynels which is so exciting (I've never seen one in the 3D Zelda games I played), I just hope they are as hard to defeat as they were in ALBW

Some pouncing going on there, huh.

The D...eku stick?

How about a Hyrule brothel. We have a rating so we might as well do it. lol

If Nintendo were ballsy, they'd do like Fable and add a whole brothel with a subquest in it, which would involve Link crossdressing and sleeping with the owner to retrieve important documents from his locked room.