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I first thought the "Blue Pill" was...

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Last night, I was laying on my bed faced down while my wife was on top of me.  Everytime she acheived deep penetration, I moaned and groaned while trickles of saliva soaked into the bed sheet as my eyes teared with every firm push and squeeze.  Sometimes, I has to get her to ease up because the weight of her body above only made the pressure more unbearable.

After she was done, I sat up clutching the back of my neck and my right shoulder as my wife accessed the medicine cabinet.  When she returned from the bathroom, she told me to take two of these.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I must have really slept wrong the night before because throughout the following day I suffered from constant upper back and neck pains.  My wife's neck massage helped, getting 8 hours of sleep helped, and taking two Aleves before bed helped to aleviate the pain by this morning. I'd say I'm about 90% today, I hope work goes well, and I'm ready to hear Sony's announcement (gaming related for the "Gaming Discussion" forum) by 2 o'clock my time.

Sally Forth, Girls and Boys!



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Why is this in the gaming discussion forum... and yes I read the last line.





- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."

Well then. Uhh l...yeah I got nothin



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I see what you did there.



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A little confused, but if you are serious about this, my wife had a similar problem. Slept wrong and for days she had bad neck pains.

You need to go see a osteopath. Apparently her muscle had a knot and the muscles around it had tensed up as a reaction causing swelling around her neck and shoulder area.



Also, pain killers are not good as they mask the pain. The osteopath advised against them.



I was expecting Viagra and some crazy sex story. Much disappoint.



.......What.



Barkley said:
Why is this in the gaming discussion forum... and yes I read the last line.

Consoles owned at one point or another:

Sears Pong

Atari 5200

Sega Master System, Genesis, Game GearSega Saturn, Dreamcast

NEC TurboGrafx 16

ps2, ps3, ps4