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Forums - General Discussion - Awful (or offensive) pick-up lines.

 

Smash or pass?

Smash 1 100.00%
 
Pass 0 0%
 
Total:1

Alright post something that might get you slapped by women.

 

Here's two I could think of:

1. Aye gurl, I bet I can make you squirt like a busted fire hydrant.

or

2. Since Valentine's Day is on Sunday (which is today) let me baptize my dick into your pussy.

 



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Found this one on the internet:

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bet: lost

jason1637 said:
"Damn girl wanna bang?"



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