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Smash or pass?

Smash 1 100.00%
 
Pass 0 0.00%
 
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Alright post something that might get you slapped by women.

 

Here's two I could think of:

1. Aye gurl, I bet I can make you squirt like a busted fire hydrant.

or

2. Since Valentine's Day is on Sunday (which is today) let me baptize my dick into your pussy.

 



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"I'm Bill Cosby. Get you a drink?"



"Damn girl wanna bang?"



Found this one on the internet:

"Hey baby, were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special."



bet: lost

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jason1637 said:
"Damn girl wanna bang?"



"Are you mixed race?"
umm why?
"You look like you have a bit of south-asian in you."
no...
"Would you like to?"