5p - He's a brazilian and he slays poon in the millions <3 (LipeJJ)
4p - The asian persuasion (Jranation)
3p - The Welsh who will make your pants squelch (Versus_Evil)
2p - Came to Canada to increase our attractiveness (Slarvax)
1p - Wants to see if he can win a competition with Sriracha (ReimTime, who should really take a better picture next time huehuehuehuehue)