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Zelda wii u 152 43.06%
 
sex 201 56.94%
 
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curl-6 on 21 December 2015
Chazore said:
curl-6 said:
Well, I can't get Zelda U pregnant or catch HIV from it, but on the other hand, I usually don't have to wait 5 years between sexual encounters.

Also Zelda U will last longer than 10 mins =P.

Sex has better graphics though. ;)





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Chazore on 21 December 2015
curl-6 said:
Chazore said:

Also Zelda U will last longer than 10 mins =P.

Sex has better graphics though. ;)

And then you realize up close the person you got with isn't all they turned out to be but can't take that person back for a refund.





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curl-6 on 21 December 2015
Chazore said:
curl-6 said:

Sex has better graphics though. ;)

And then you realize up close the person you got with isn't all they turned out to be but can't take that person back for a refund.

That's when I develop a spontaneous "headache". 





Chazore on 21 December 2015
curl-6 said:

That's when I develop a spontaneous "headache". 

Also what I like to coin the "Kronk" lol.

 





Mankind, in its arrogance and self-delusion, must believe they are the mirrors to God in both their image and their power. If something shatters that mirror, then it must be totally destroyed.

Miyamotoo on 21 December 2015

What reading OP I thought simple question was only Sex vs Zelda and of course I choosed Zelda, but whole year without sex, that's completely different thing. :)



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ihatefatkatz on 21 December 2015

Does your cat licking your balls count as sex?



Pavolink on 21 December 2015

Zelda, easly. In my experience, sex is not as great as the world paints.



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Alex_The_Hedgehog on 21 December 2015

That's a useless challenge for me, since I don't have a Wii U. Neither a girlfriend.



Soundwave on 21 December 2015

I'll be honest Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess were good games, but I think both were a little underwhelming and suffered from a lot of pacing problems and SS had some really freaking annoying hand holding. And the whole thing about SS being the game that would show you how amazing motion controls are .... bleh ... it did some good things with it, but it was also poorly done at times and showed the limitations of the tech as well (which is why no one is really begging for motion controls in the new one). 

I don't expect Zelda Wii U/NX to be the be-all, end-all.

It's not the 90s anymore where Zelda is the biggest thing in gaming (not even sure if this was true in the 90s).



JNK on 22 December 2015
Luke888 said:
It depends (?) If I'll be picking up the game on NX will I be getting the Wii U or the NX version accepting to not have sex ? will the console be included in the deal ? if the two versions have different releases which one should be taken into consideration for the limit date since when I'll be able to have sex ?

 

there arnt any information about an NX release yet.