Here is a fun game: send this thread to somebody who knows little about the gaming market and watch them belive it for a paragraph and then give you a look of disappointment like you have never seen before and then they will no longer be your friend for obvious and not so obvious reasons.

Cast them into the fire! Destory them, Ultra!

Actually it's my dad's secretary's ex-boyfriend's cousin twice removed. But still it's the most legit source out there!

With sources like that there's no way you could be wrong. Spread the word!

I definitely agree. I'm sick of Ezio and Mario at the 2020 Olympics and The Legend of Black Ops. I'm seriously surprised that you didn't even bring up the online cost issue, it costs at LEAST $1000 per month for bronze star level. Ridiculous. You didn't even bring up with the issue of Federation Nintendo, that replaced Club Nintendo, is too powerful for any PCs to run, let alone mobiles, that only the NX can access (mind you, once again the online pay is through the roof). Furthermore, Federation Nintendo only "rewards" are these trash cardboard amiibos that don't even have paint in them and has no functionality whatsoever. That's it, I'm done with Nintendo. Switching to the all-new innovative and savior, Atari Panther 5048.

I doubt it, as we still don't know anythi.... :p

Though, I agree with most of your points especially number 7... why didn't Nintendo think of this earlier?!

Thank you for making this Star! I'm glad to read threads that make me laugh. You get 1 Reim point!
As an aside, would you mind telling me how you made a parody thread without it being locked? It will be most beneficial information to me, and those I've reached out to with similar questions are not inclined to answer

I asked the other mods and they seemed cool about it. I put "*Parody*" for protective measure just to ensure no one was click baited either. I don't believe there is anything wrong with a parody/joke thread as long as it is at least well thought out (e.i not 1 sentence BS), causes positive discussion (so it needs to be written in a way that doesn't piss people off), and.... idk really. Just ask a mod for permission first really and we'll give the okay, I guess v.v XD But I'm glad you liked it!

Yea no problem man. Thank you for the response! Although none of it really cleared the clouds except for the "ask mod for permission" part which I didn't do. But then again i didn't do that for my older parody threads......
Ahhh screw it a response will do. I'll do better next time and I'll drop the charades about Phil-adelphia for good now. If I was talking to any other mod I may have pestered a bit more lol but you're a good friend and you gave me an answer.
Crap now I'm just babbling lol *runs away*

You didn't even mention the only thing they did right with the system, tsk tsk.

They partnered with Konami to emulate pachinko machines on the NX.