That's absolutely brilliant. I see now why you've gotten so much hate mail. Your teachings are on another level.

Most of the time I get hate mail just through playing and I'll ignore it; but if I'm feeling ambitious or its a slow day I'll think of a good way to piss them off more lol

I have to admit... If you were that guy that wrecked my face in Killer Instinct that day with Glacius, I apologize. LOL.

omg that is amazing.  I love messing with obnoxious people, but alas, I don't get a lot of hate mail.  I wish I did.

I do remember a hate message I got last August while playing Peace Walker. I was playing Versus Ops in this room where two individuals were waiting for anyone to come and gang up on him or them. After 5 minutes of playing, I decided it was pointless, because even if I managed a couple of kills on one of them, they'd camp the hell out of the Miners' Residence map. So I left (sue me). Ten minutes have passed, and I get this gem with all caps:

Subject: LMFAO XDDD

WAY TOOOOOO FUCKING MGS4 LIQUID EASY SCRUB NUGGET LOL XDDD. OH AND BY THE WAY: ACCEPT YOUR LOSS, ACCEPT YOUR DEFEAT, & STOP RAGE QUITTING LIKE A WIMPY PANSY. IT'S CALLED DEAL WITH IT. YOU VERY LITERALLY MADE YOUR EPIC DEFEAT TOO EASY NOOBY. ;) YET ANOTHER DUMBASS IDIOT I'M GONNA ENDLESSLY TROLL MAKE LOSE EVERYTIME YOU JUMP IN MYSELF & MY FRIEND'S LOBBY BEING A TRYHARD FUCKTARD W/ LAG. THANKS FOR ADDING YOURSELF ON THAT LIST LOL XDDDD.

It made me laugh so hard that someone in her position would call me a tryhard when she camped in the map and hit "Proceeding to the Next Stage" just about when I was going to win. Anyways, I replied her back with this:

Subject: Re:LMFAO XDDD

Cool message. Is this what you copy/paste to the other people? I was just having fun, I don't play like my life depends on it. It's been a year since I've played this game, so I really don't care if I quit or not, I am not obligated to stay. Sure, I lose, you win. Whatever. Btw, "nice proceeding to the next stage" by your friend. Also... reported ;)

This wasn't the first time I get hate mail, but this was the most hilarious of all. If they believe that hosting a room with a friend, waiting to pounce on other people by camping and skipping whenever they lose, is fun, then I feel sorry for them.

Actually, this works perfectly. I was playing GTA V with a friend I haven't seen for a long time, and he didn't like my way of killing him, so he called me a p***y. I jokingly told him I didn't like p***y, and he said "O_O gay then even worse", but I replied "oh yeah ;) not ashamed to be it". After that, he seemed quite apologetic. He didn't know, so it was okay.

I just signed on 2 minutes ago with more hate mail in my inbox. Why so much hate? :(

Edit: Someone is replying back and forth to me right now with a ton of hate mail.  If someone wants me to post all of it, then quote this I will gladly add it when I can.  It is rather lengthy...probably about 15 messages and counting...

I am sure you will get a lot of great laughs out of it though :D

Sure go ahead!

I will start from the beginning with this guys messages. I was playing Conquest on Operation Locker for BF4. **Note: some of his messages are poorly worded, so I have fixed most of his mistakes so they make sense> I just received these today...**

Him: "Why you hack?"
Me: "How am I hacking?"
Him: "Well you jump over a railing and turned, layed down, and shot all in one motion. That means you have a mod controller. You spawned at B when we had it and no matter where I hid you found me and my teammates. You run straight for us so you might want to make it a little less obvious.
Me: "Thanks for the compliment. I don't have a mod controller, just the generic blue ps3 controller. It is also called using the map and having skill."
Him: "No skill when you cheat. Most people cheat like you have no skill so that is why you cheat. It was way too obvious so that what you got to do to have fun. Cheat at a game, that's funny."
Me: "LMFAO"
Him: "I laugh too if I got caught. No skill b*tch"
Me: "Btw...what the f*ck is a mod controller?"
Him: "You knew earlier what it was. Nice try lol. You're too funny now I really know. GIve up and come clean.
Me: "If you want some tips on how to be better at the game, just ask me.
Him: "I am the best. I don't need hacks like you do so you might want to ask me for pointers"
Me: "Well you didn't do very well during the matches that I saw."
Him: "We still won with your hacks. Don't say much for you. No skill"
Me: "I didn't hack or use a mod controller. I am just good at the game."
Him: "No skill punk that cheats. Be one of a kind and play natural. Oh that's right, you can't pu**y"
Me: "Thanks for the laughs. I will likely post your hate mail on a forum in a bit. See you around buddy"
Him: "You should post the truth to with it. I am not the only one in the squad saying the same thing. I don't know them but make sure you post everything. You might find it wont serve you well"
Me: "I wish I had the gameplay footage as well so I could show you just how good I am. It would probably help your game out"
Him: "Best cheater lol. Sad, very sad. I don't need hacks to play. You're not good, your bad. You hack and still lose"
Me: "I cant make my team to play better. You do realize that its 12v12 and not 1v1 right?
Him: "Yes, do you know when you kill one of us we can see where you go. So when you run right to our teammates we can see it dumba**."
Me: "You think that you are the first person to think that my awesome skill is thought as hacks and using a mod controller? One guy told me that he recorded everything and sent it to battlefield. I should ask him how that went. lol"
Him: "They get you pu**y boy. Very sad. Anybody can play with hacks lol. You cant even buy skill you suck. Have nice life cheater."
Me: "I think your mind would be blown if you saw that I wasn't cheating. I would probably make a lot of money on twitch with all of my epic moments. I know you would turn around and be my fan."
Him: "Sorry, I am not a fan of cheaters, so dont get your hopes up little boy lol"
Me: "You do realize that I am number 1 in kills with the famas on the ps3 version of bf4 right? A bf4 skill rating that ranges from 500-600 right? God forbid that there is someone really good at the game."
Him: "hacking it means nothing, do you understand that?"
Me: "You are starting to sound like a broken record. Maybe one day you will be as good as me but you don't want my tips :("

Thanks for the translation (also ReimTime). Google Translate had trouble with the orthography!