Sweet I need help paying the bills

How did you reply so fast!? Stop using a modded keyboard! Reported!

No! That's how I get all of my records on Spider Typer!

I just jumped on BF4 just a moment ago playing conquest on operation locker. Sure enough, I got another guy messaging me:
"Why you hack?"
To which I replied: "How am I hacking?"
Then he said: Well you jump over a railing and turned, layed down, and shot in all one motion. That means you have a mod controller. You spawned at B when we had it and no matter where I hid, you found me and my teams. You run straight for us so you might want to make it a little less obvious"

I believe multiple people here could turn, lay down and shoot all in one motion. Sigh...
It is also called using the map and knowing where hiding spots are...
How many mod controller and hack comments am I up to now?

It would be great if this person created an account solely to flame you.

Haha I would feel quite honored! He gets back on the 24th so maybe he'll put a little more effort in. As of now his flaming posts were about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit

I don't get hate mail... infact, i don't get mail at all...

...except spam mail, that sucks.

(Insert impossibly familiar sexual comment about your mother and/or father here.)

I know you are but what am I?

I think I only got one, but I can't find it now. I received it after I invaded someone in Dark Souls II as a vengeance spirit ( a good spirit who punishes the sinners ) and killed him.
He was pretty angery . I responded with a quote from the game "We must never forget our sins".