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pastro243 on 09 March 2008
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Kim Possible in Brawl? The fuck? That's like having Jar Jar Binks play Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now. Why would you want to take a fantastic game and ruin it with a complete and utter joke cartoon character. SSBB is all about TOUGH video game characters and not some asstastic cartoon for 7 year-olds that are still having problems with potty training.

First, Kim Possible is at the same level with the characters in brawl, those characters suck IMO, the game would be way better with other characters, dont insult others with lame opinions like: "A Digimon would suck in Pokemon, u know Pokemos is not as silly and kiddy as digimon".

Second, 7 year old kids love this game too, or where u thinking this was an adult game for the hardcore?



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fkusumot on 09 March 2008
pastro243 said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Kim Possible in Brawl? The fuck? That's like having Jar Jar Binks play Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now. Why would you want to take a fantastic game and ruin it with a complete and utter joke cartoon character. SSBB is all about TOUGH video game characters and not some asstastic cartoon for 7 year-olds that are still having problems with potty training.

First, Kim Possible is at the same level with the characters in brawl, those characters suck IMO, the game would be way better with other characters, dont insult others with lame opinions like: "A Digimon would suck in Pokemon, u know Pokemos is not as silly and kiddy as digimon".

Second, 7 year old kids love this game too, or where u thinking this was an adult game for the hardcore?


Wait a minute, don't even insinuate for one second that Brawl is a hardcore game. SSBB is as casual as they come. To use an analogy, Brawl is about as hardcore as the sweet warm breast-milk delivered straight from teat to baby's mouth. It's certainly nourishing for the child but don't even think about it if you're an adult.

Nintendo really needed to put more 3rd party characters in the game. I can't imagine what they were thinking. I can only see this leading to dissapointing sales. Nintendo, when will they ever learn?!?



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FJ-Warez on 09 March 2008
The Ghost of RubangB said:

 

 it's the funnest game ever.



So far the best review of brawl... thanks RubangB...



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pastro243 on 09 March 2008
fkusumot said:
pastro243 said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Kim Possible in Brawl? The fuck? That's like having Jar Jar Binks play Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now. Why would you want to take a fantastic game and ruin it with a complete and utter joke cartoon character. SSBB is all about TOUGH video game characters and not some asstastic cartoon for 7 year-olds that are still having problems with potty training.

First, Kim Possible is at the same level with the characters in brawl, those characters suck IMO, the game would be way better with other characters, dont insult others with lame opinions like: "A Digimon would suck in Pokemon, u know Pokemos is not as silly and kiddy as digimon".

Second, 7 year old kids love this game too, or where u thinking this was an adult game for the hardcore?


Wait a minute, don't even insinuate for one second that Brawl is a hardcore game. SSBB is as casual as they come. To use an analogy, Brawl is about as hardcore as the sweet warm breast-milk delivered straight from teat to baby's mouth. It's certainly nourishing for the child but don't even think about it if you're an adult.

Nintendo really needed to put more 3rd party characters in the game. I can't imagine what they were thinking. I can only see this leading to dissapointing sales. Nintendo, when will they ever learn?!?


I think that was why I said



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MANUELF on 09 March 2008

@The Ghost of RubangB
Nice review, I agree with you, is one of the best game ever like SMG.



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The Ghost of RubangB on 09 March 2008
RolStoppable said:
ItsaMii said:
RolStoppable said:

I don't care if you insult me, my family or my country. But never ever say something bad about Kim Possible. You are going to a place of no return.

If you don't like Kim Possible, this really only can mean that you have bad taste. But that doesn't really surprise me, coming from someone who considers Link's Awakening, a dumbed down game for a portable system, to be the best Zelda game ever made. Everyone knows that Majora's Mask is the best game of the series. Well, besides the fans of OoT who were blinded by the surrounding hype back then in 1998.


I am crying tears of blood. Zelda LAw is my favorite along with LttP. Even Miyamoto said it was his favorite Zelda game. MM is good, but they focused too much on sidequests (not bad) and forgot about the dungeons.

Rubang is right about Chrono Cross sucking mammoth balls.

Since the introduction of the "wife-o-meter", I don't value Miyamoto's opinions that high anymore.

While MM had only four dungeons, they were among the best the whole series ever had to offer. The gameplay is deeper than in any other Zelda game, mainly due to the genuine 3-day-cycle of the game and the large number of items and masks in the game.


 I can't believe Rol brought the fucking wife-o-meter into this.  The wife-o-meter is quite possibly the only thing stopping the gaming industry from turning completely into Hollywood Jr.  You think these other developers pumping out sex-and-gore-fests can go home and play their own work with their wife and kids?

 



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ZenfoldorVGI on 09 March 2008
RolStoppable said:
Cheebee said:
Rolstoppable? Then he's a bad person because he's human. See? That makes no sense either.

I don't care if you insult me, my family or my country. But never ever say something bad about me.
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I see your tricksy ways. I am on to you, and I know your true, sarcastic, super-hip intentions now. /wink

 

Fool me can't be fooled again, my friend. 

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You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

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iclim4 on 09 March 2008
ArtofAngels said:

LOL to everyone thinking fkusumot is being serious.


"Maybe next time they'll have a competent developer like EA or UbiSoft make this game."

Bahaha as if that didn't give it away.


Haha I was laughing right from the start.
they can act REALLy well.
It's obvious they're joking though, with all the over-the-top expressions,
the caps locked sentences and all the intentionally misspelled words.




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NYANKS on 09 March 2008
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Kim Possible in Brawl? The fuck? That's like having Jar Jar Binks play Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now. Why would you want to take a fantastic game and ruin it with a complete and utter joke cartoon character. SSBB is all about TOUGH video game characters and not some asstastic cartoon for 7 year-olds that are still having problems with potty training.

 

Dude, you are way too zealous about this game.  Kim Possible wiould be cool, a change of pace and a moveset is defintiely there.  You call her a complete and utter joke cartoon character and not tough, have you played Super Smash Bros?  A yellow mouse (my favorite character), a fat bastard in a red and blue suit, a green cute dinosaur, Olimar and pikmin, princess peach!  I hope you're kidding lol! She would be at home.

The Ghost of RubangB on 10 March 2008

1) Kim Possible's too young. The show's only from 2002. The only characters in Brawl younger than that are Ike and Lucario, but they're from Nintendo series that date back to last millennium.

2) Kim Possible is not a video game character. Every character in every Smash Bros. was a video game character BEFORE becoming anything else. No TV or movie tie-ins are allowed. You either come from games or don't. The one exception is R.O.B., but he's an exception to every rule in the universe, and gets to dominate every game he makes a cameo in.

3) While "chu" is a mouse's squeak in Japanese, Pikachu are not mice.



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