Warcraft and Startcraft ( I used to get my ass handed to me on Battle.net) but I love the Single Player modes!!! Great Stories!!

Also CoD games. My Kill/death Ratio was always lower than 1.00 (besides World at War. It was 1.25).

Not getting banned.
I suck pretty bad at that, but it does make me smile every time.

2D platformers, like Super Mario World, Sonic, etc. I usually rush through them and that is why I end up killed.

Smash Bros and Pokemon.

Mortal Kombat 9. well i used to love it, long story on why i really dont anymore.

I suck at competitive shooters. I will buy a CoD claiming I will master it then get tortured until I give up. But I end up buying the next one anyway.

The Wonderful 101, love it but I've lost count of how many times I got killed during the game.

Almost every JRPG ever created. I end up just grinding to the max, not using any complex combos or techniques. Thirty levels more than the final boss should do it.

Most games, but I do beat them eventually, except 2D platformers.

fighting games. I'm horrible at 'em and can't remember any combos but I like pvp.