Aaaand, we were wrong. (OP may want to update first post)

Tomorrow at 6am PT, 9am ET and 2pm GMT

My predictions are:

New Nintendo 3DS info for west. Price will be significantly lower than I've just paid for my ambassador, and the release date will be sooner than I'd want it to be. (Grrr.)

Xenoblade 3DS, Majoras Mask and Codename STEAM release dates, and why they're much better on New 3DS

Yarn Yoshi and Kirby information and dates

Mario Kart 8 DLC info, Mewtwo release date for Smash

Shibata-san singing karaoke (EU only)

EITHER Star Fox 'announce' trailer, Zelda dungeon footage, or info on SMTxFE

Hopefully something Splatoon related (demo/open beta, something along those lines)

Would you look at that!? Your pessimism was unfounded. We are having one tomorrow.

How doubting about a ND date nobody knews and only speculated, qualifies as pessimism?

We all know your love/hate relationship with Nintendo by now. I was trying to point out that you can be optimistic every once in a while aswell. :P

Well, I'm optimistic because....

You'll see soon!