I'm still really close friends with one of my exes. I'm 6'2" and attractive and all the guys she's been with since me have all been shorter than me and less attractive (imo) so I didn't feel threatened if that makes sense..and while she was with them she always drunkenly rang me professing her love to me and how no-one can ever replace me..well she's just started seeing some guy who's 6'4" and looks like a god damn model and all of a sudden I feel really weird about the whole thing. Also apparently he has exactly the same personality as me too..basically a taller better looking me

What do?

Fight him to the death to show dominance.

Date a look-a-like of her... bit taller.. bit prettier.. bigger boobs.. and all is good

A girl who matches that description tried to hit on me at a festival when I was still with the aforementioned ex. Should've looked ahead and got her number or something. Fuk!

What if I lose?

Hmm... good point.

It's not that easy though, she's like one of my best friends... she's ringing me now talking about him and shit cos she's drunk. Weird situation

Just say to the guy: "-girls name- said to me your dick is smaller then mine.."

Instant victory

She's hasn't even seen his yet though cos they haven't done anything so that wouldn't work...weirdly she's told me all the other guys have been smaller than me in that department but I'm not looking forward to hearing about this guy.. *prays it's 1 inch erect*