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What will you miss the most from British porn?

Fisting 10 9.35%
 
Female Ejaculation 55 51.40%
 
Caning 1 0.93%
 
Spanking 9 8.41%
 
Facesitting 13 12.15%
 
Strangulation 1 0.93%
 
Urolagina (Water Sports) 4 3.74%
 
Physical or verbal abuse 3 2.80%
 
Penetration by any object 6 5.61%
 
Aggressive whipping 5 4.67%
 
Total:107
DJEVOLVE on 02 December 2014
generic-user-1 said:
who is watching uk porn? but on the other hand, this is wrong! free people of the internet fight back!
there is just one way to hurt those guys. make Thatcher the new word for female ejacuat.


Anonymous - This should be the real job. BLow up porn all over british Internet.



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ktay95 on 02 December 2014
thismeintiel said:
Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
This is out rageous... What in the tits do they think the point of porn is? Next you will know that they will ban sex from porn and thus the world as we know it will end! Oh well, least Japans kinky porn should even out this blunder

Japanese porn kinda sucks, though.  At least if you get it straight from Japan sources, since the privates are all blurred out.  Which really doesn't make sense, since the Japanese have some weird fetishes/vids you'd think they'd be fine with not having it blurred.

Its actually really funny because being nude is ok but once its sexual it has to be blurred.



AZWification on 02 December 2014
bananaking21 said:
AZWification said:

You actually did the correct thing by putting this thread in Gaming Discussion! General Discussion threads barely get any attention nowadays.

because they dont show up in the hot topics while everything else does. its kind of stupid if you ask me. 

This has been a problem for quite a while, when it shouldn't be! :/



                
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CosmicSex on 02 December 2014

Is porn officially evaluated by the government? Do you guys understand that this isn't something your tax dollars should be involved in?



wildmorgan on 02 December 2014
PotentHerbs said:
Any notable British porn stars?


Nope, but there are plenty of gorgeous British actresses and models. Porn isn't something the UK does well, but the "ugly" stereotype we give to those Brits is well and truly out of date and uncalled for. Some of the sexiest women in the world are British. I'd take a sexy English girl with a posh accent over any of our dumb ass American girls any day. Heck most of the women in America are fat and ugly unless you go to the west coast.



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thismeintiel on 02 December 2014
gooch_destroyer said:
Talal said:
Female ejaculation is winning the poll by a lot! xD.


People love to see women cum.

Well, making women squirt is freaking hot.  At least, I think so.  And after I make them squirt, I usually punch them in the face.  You know, just so they know their place.

Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
thismeintiel said:
Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
This is out rageous... What in the tits do they think the point of porn is? Next you will know that they will ban sex from porn and thus the world as we know it will end! Oh well, least Japans kinky porn should even out this blunder

Japanese porn kinda sucks, though.  At least if you get it straight from Japan sources, since the privates are all blurred out.  Which really doesn't make sense, since the Japanese have some weird fetishes/vids you'd think they'd be fine with not having it blurred.

Depends on which kind you watch and where you watch it from! There are plenty of uncensored ones avaliable if you know where to look!

True.  Usually the places I go there's a 60 to 40 shot it's going to be blurred.  I just find it kinda annoying and unnecessary.



 

generic-user-1 on 02 December 2014
DJEVOLVE said:
generic-user-1 said:
who is watching uk porn? but on the other hand, this is wrong! free people of the internet fight back!
there is just one way to hurt those guys. make Thatcher the new word for female ejacuat.


Anonymous - This should be the real job. BLow up porn all over british Internet.


wellcome to fuckrolling, where every link could be a fat british girl with a thatcher mask ejacuation on the union jack...



DJEVOLVE on 02 December 2014
generic-user-1 said:
DJEVOLVE said:


Anonymous - This should be the real job. BLow up porn all over british Internet.


wellcome to fuckrolling, where every link could be a fat british girl with a thatcher mask ejacuation on the union jack...


This would be awesome. Some old lady on the 5 O'clock news. it was all like squirting, moaning and I prayed to Jesus later that night.

Only way to stop it is to get rid of the law. I would love hearing stories of random porn showing up everywhere on Brits internet.



Conegamer on 02 December 2014

Thread moved to "NSFW Discussion" for political correctness.



 

Here lies the dearly departed Nintendomination Thread.

Zkuq on 02 December 2014

That's pretty funny, and pretty infuriating at the same time. Oh well. I guess this just demonstrates how right I was when I thought the government in the UK was laughable at best but truth be told, I thought I was wrong when I thought so.

Also, fisting is definitely life-endangering. I just fail to see how exactly. I get how facesitting could be, but even that's a stretch.

And above all else, I can only wonder how any government could think this is their business to decide. No government should act as a moral police, period.