Darth Jar Jar with solar flares freaking everywhere!!!!!!!!! The ENTIRE movie in Gungan with Japanese subtitles in ONLY 3d movies (but heres the catch, NO 3D! They do it just to get more money!!!). It should be filmed in 48 fps with ONLY green screen (no costumes or live action scenes) and I want the end of it to time travel back and TOTALLY enhance the importance of the prequel movies and completely destroy everything that happens in the original trilogy by replacing it with Dark Vader (played by Hayden Christensen) being helmetless for 3 movies sobbing and killing everybody because of his sorrow for killing his wife. I also want Jar Jar to became Vader's apprentice and kill Sideous with Vader. Then, at the VERY end, I want the announcement that Vader is, in fact, Darth Bane and Bane WAS able to transfer his conciousness to his apprentice and all the succeeding ones after (expanded universe just exploded with joy).
After the credits I want their to be a 2 minute sequence of a MASSIVE gungan ship (yea baby!!!) heading towards a planet in the distance. As it gets closer to the planet, we hear the Gungans say it is the origin planet of the force and they want to destroy it in order to rid the universe of Jedi and Sith. As the sequence nears it's end you can see a small piece of land that appears to be in the shape of Australia. Then the movie ends for real. The crowd is speechless, the critics have no comprehension of how to express their feelings, and George Lucas himself will be so disturbed that he will invest all of his money into the 2016 Obama re-election campaign (which isn't even legal, but he won't know because he will be THAT disturbed). Yea... Totes bodacious!
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