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Forums - Nintendo - Bayonetta 2 Review Thread: 15+ Reviews So Far (8 perfect scores), Meta Score 91

tbone51 on 13 October 2014
artur-fernand said:
Dammit, I was expecting a high 80's (86 to be precise). And Polygon gave one of the lowest scores, what a surprise (except it's not).

And so much for the theory that "reviewers give Nintendo games a hard time!"


Its a platinum game though :0



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pokoko on 13 October 2014

The taunting in this thread is certainly interesting.



tbone51 on 13 October 2014
pokoko said:
The taunting in this thread is certainly interesting.


its good once in awhile with all the negativity WiiU gets :0



KingdomHeartsFan on 13 October 2014

Wow didn't expect the reviews to be this high.



Pavolink on 13 October 2014
Wright said:
Pavolink said:
So, I read the polygon review and honestly, the complaints are a joke. They basically complains on two things:

Bayonetta is a girl
They cannot use Witch Time properly

 

But it is correct:

 

10 - (Bayonetta is a girl + They cannot use Witch Time properly) = 7'5

 

We also know that being a girl is far more punishable than the other thing.

so:

They cannot use Witch Time properly · 2 = Bayonetta is a girl

 

So:

 

10 - (They cannot use Witch Time properly · 2 + They cannot use Witch Time properly) = 7'5

10 - 3They cannot use Witch Time properly = 7'5

7'5 - 10
_______    =  0'833 = They cannot use Witch Time properly

- 3

 

thus:

 

0'833 · 2 = Bayonetta is a girl

Bayonetta is a girl = 1'677

 

Which means 10 - (1'677 + 0'833) = 7'5

 

Polygon is right. Their review is no joke.


You are good at maths. But you forgot to factor the HD, which gives extra points to games.



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Wright on 13 October 2014
Pavolink said:


You are good at maths. But you forgot to factor the HD, which gives extra points to games.


Even if Nintendo consoles had 4k, that would get ignored because it's Nintendo consoles.



NobleTeam360 on 13 October 2014

Hmmmm looks like we might have our first real GOTY contender other than Dark Souls II.



ExplodingBlock on 13 October 2014

Screw Polygon, don't forget they thought MK8 would have a hard time breaking 2m



TreeTurtle on 13 October 2014

HOLY CRAP 10/10 ON GAMESPOT? It's even saying it's the third greatest game ever after Super Mario Galaxy 2 and Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3. Ok I'm interested in this game now.



nice

ice on 13 October 2014

If Bayonetta was a male the game would have scored in the mid 70s, just shows how misandry that game journalists are. Absolutely disgusting, I think we should all boycott the game.