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Nintentacle on 09 August 2014

Once upon a time, there existed a 12-year-old. This 12-year-old got "Call of Duty: Ghost" for his birthday because all his friends had it. He said, "This game must be great! Everyone at school has it, it can't be bad!". He popped in the disk into his 360, and began playing.

"Okay, now I'll invite my friends to play with me..." He said. After they started a game, he played for 1 hour. He said, "What the hell is this crap?" He snapped the disk, and threw it away.

The End.

Also, if you do like the game, this is just a joke, so don't take it seriously! And, if this is spamming, please let your ban hammer have mercy on me, and just lock the thread!!!!

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starcraft on 09 August 2014

Maybe we need a fan-fiction forum.

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Nintentacle on 09 August 2014

starcraft said:
Maybe we need a fan-fiction forum.

Or "Nintentacle".

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Dr.Henry_Killinger on 09 August 2014

Can't tell if Joke Thread

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episteme on 09 August 2014

What's happening today? So many joke threads...

12-year-olds are obviously too old for Call of Duty.

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Nintentacle on 09 August 2014

episteme said:
What's happening today? So many joke threads...

12-year-olds are obviously too old for Call of Duty.

I can't betray the stereotype!

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VanceIX on 09 August 2014

How could I tell that this was going to be your thread XD

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Mystro-Sama on 09 August 2014

Come on now. We all know 12 years olds don't play call of duty. The box even says so.

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AZWification on 10 August 2014

This is supposed to be a joke thread? I'm disappointed in you, Nintentacle! >_>

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