http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=188121&
If you want a TL;DR, just get Ka-Pi, he did it last time! ...ANYWAYS:
Hour 1
Having about 11% of all of VGChartz on his team, Nintentacle realized that he needed to outsmart ioi...
Nintentacle said, "Alright, guys, we'll need to outsmart ioi's team if we want to win this battle. I suggest that we split up into 100 teams, and continually preform stealth attacks on his team, to give us a better chance of winning."
Meanwhile, ioi said, "Guys, we have 8 times the people as them, we are near impossible to beat! But, I realize that Nintentacle has probably devised a plan that he thinks I cannot outsmart. Therefore, I suggest we stay right where we are, and send thousands of missles throughout VGChartz. That way, if/when people from Nintentacle's team find us, they will be killed on the spot, or, they won't live long enough to reach us."
These missles eventually killed about 25% of Nintentacle's team, leaving 7,498 people left. ioi's team fared better, with only 31 dying, leaving 79,969 people left.
Hour 2
Nintentale realized that his plan was no match for ioi's, so, he made a change of plan, saying, "We cannot further continue my current plan, lest we all die. Therefore, my new plan is to use VGChartz' underground tunnels, which are named 'Section 0' and 'Section 8', so we can attack ioi's team from behind with our bows, but, whomsoever goes there will have the chance of dying, so we shall use our two bravest members, XanderXT and Teeqoz only.Having few people going will increase our chances of not getting caught, which is pretty in the grand scheme of . As for the people who will not enter the underground tunnels, tell ioi that you are converting to their team, and get yourself alone with one person. Kill them, and put on them your Nintentacle uniform, so ioi will think you killed one of mine. Each person shall bring a gun, so that if they are ever outnumbered, you shall shoot them all. I know you might be asking why I didn't send the other two like you, that is because ioi would have known that they were lying, since they are our strongest."
Meanwhile, ioi and his team were still launching missles, oblivious about Nintentacle's new plan.
In this hour, 2 of Nintentacle's men were killed (XanderXT and Teeqoz), leaving them 7,496 people. But, 7,547 of ioi's men died thanks to Nintentacle's brilliant plan, leaving them 72,422 people.
Hour 3
At this point, ioi thought to himself, "How is it that none of Nintentacle's men are attaking me, yet many of my men are suddenly dissapearing?". Therefore, ioi gathered all his men together, and told them, "Listen, Nintentacle has outsmarted me. But, with our combined intelect, we will surely be able to defeat him!".
One of Nintentacle's men, disguised as a follower of ioi, said, "I have an idea. Every person shall be split into groups of two, and, we will each seperately search for members of Nintentacle's team, and kill them. We must go into groups of two, because, if we all find Nintentacle at once, a greater number of us shall die. After 1 hour, we shall return to this place, and the number of men shall be counted."
ioi thought it was a good plan, so he sent them out. The people of Nintentacle's team each killed their partner, killing 7,496 of ioi's team, which left them 64,962 men. In Nintentacle's team, none men died, leaving them the same number as before, which was 7,469.
Hour 4
When some of the men of ioi saw one of the men of Nintentacle's wandering alone, they asked him, "What are you doing alone? What happened to the other person?". The man of Nintentacle's replied back, "He was killed by a pack of Wolves.". The men of ioi's did not believe him, so they asked, "Did the Wolves injure you as well?". He replied, "Yes.", and proceeded to show them a scratch he got. But, it was actually a scratch that the man gave him while he was strangling him. The other two men believed him, and they asked him to come, and he went along with them and eventually shot them to their deaths.
Something similar had happened to about half of Nintentacle's men, killing 15,003 of ioi's men, leaving them left with 49,959 men. In Nintentacle's team, 16 were killed, giving them 7,480 men left.
Hour 5
When all 49,959 men returned to ioi, along with the 7,480 of Nintentacle's, ioi counted them all, and had realized that many were gone. ioi said, "Listen now, Nintentacle's men have found many of our men, and must be holding them captive so they may tell them our plan. Come now, and let us devise a new plan. What we shall do, is, split yet again, but into groups of 3, so that if any of Nintentacle's men find us, we shall be able to kill them much easier."
For every 2 of Nintentacle's men, they gathered one of ioi's men, and ventured off. The men of ioi's were killed yet again, leaving them with 42,479 men left, and Nintentacle's team still with 7,480.
Hour XX
This strategy was continued until the men of Nintentacle's and the men of ioi's were about equal, with 7,402 of Nintentacle's men and 7,363 of ioi's mean. At this time, Nintentacle's men revealed themselves to ioi's men. Now, ioi's men sought to kill Nintentacle's men, but none could devise a strategy to win against them.
After all the thinking, something happened out of the blue...
To be continued.
