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ToxicJosh on 16 June 2014

Can't believe no one's posted this one:

"Excuse me princess"
"It's dangerous to go alone; take me"

Also, I hate to be that guy, but most of these are awful. I really hope none of you try and talk to women like this; pro tip, starting a sentence with 'girl...' will never get you anywhere.

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super_etecoon on 16 June 2014

It's no wonder gamers are virgins with lines like these.

just trollin'.

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justgames7604 on 16 June 2014

Is your name zelda because we should link up (every zelda ever)

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justgames7604 on 16 June 2014

Nintentacle said:

mZuzek said:
nothing beats the classic straight to the point one:

How about a kiss... for luck?

I don't get this one...

link bewteen worlds, some lady's house

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mysteryman on 16 June 2014

Don't worry... I get bigger (Minish Cap)

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Nintentacle on 16 June 2014

justgames7604 said:

Nintentacle said:

mZuzek said:
nothing beats the classic straight to the point one:

How about a kiss... for luck?

I don't get this one...

link bewteen worlds, some lady's house

Actually, that person said it was from the CDI games!

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aikohualda on 16 June 2014

how about virgins?

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