I know it's all in good fun, I was refreshing the front page in expectation for something like this.

It wasn't a useless post! I know how to cook a frozen pizza now ^^

The steps are quite similar. For reply posts, be sure to sprinkle liberal usage of such phrases as "suckz0rs", "n00b", "fag lolz", and "tits or gtfo". Always be confrontational, especially when there is no basis for argument or even a point to be argued. Make the argument out of nothing!

Cats are very delicous. ;)

 It's true. But even the most prolific members of VGChartz only makes one of those per day. To become a true "Pointless Thread" legend you have to follow the instructions in the OP. Maybe you could come up with a list of more pointless thread topics other than the ones you mentioned?

Please don't list any more pointless thread topics.

@ fkusumot

I'll take a couple:

Are you a Virgin?
How old are you?
Where did your username come from?
What is your name?
Where are you from?
How many posts per day do you have?
How many profile views do you have?
When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
When was the last time you took a breath?
When was the last time you cut your hair?
How many animials do you have?
Do you like animals?
Is water good?
How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
etc...?
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Huh?
How are you?

@DMeisterJ Thanks.You saved me alot of time ;)
1.no
2.old
3.see next
4.Oliver
5.Germany
6.click on my profile
7.see above
8.two hours ago
9.a few seconds ago
10.two weeks ago
11.one
12.yes
13.yes
14.in what timeframe?
15.aso...!
16.!!
17.What?
18.good So far one of the best threads on VGC ;)

Or just look at AoA's!

 Oops - looks like that's been covered - oh well that's still my advice.

true dat man. o. o.

I think that ___
He didn't even have to use the instruction manual or the "for dummies " series!! he's a genius