You should add the poster for Rush but even the none lazy ones aren't much better these days I preferred when they where actually hand drawn by an artists.

What do you mean lazy? Do you realize how long it took the artists to draw those pictures? They almost look real.

lol wtf.. look at that text looks straight from MS paint

The 80s had some of the best movie poster like the one for the Goonies in this article:
http://posterwire.com/newspaper-ads/
which was drawn by Drew Struzman who did posters for a lot of movies in the 80's and also did a lot of good ones in the 90's.

Its posters made by hipsters targeting hipster people

Shh... It's suppose to be deep.

Just following the old "chin down, eyes up" formula:

Well most movie advertising budgets nowadays are used for TV and Internet adds. Large premiers and huge press junkets, press conferences and promo tours I guess they don't have enough money left over for making decent movie posters.