
| JazzB1987 said: I am third party and wont develop for WiiU because their userbase is to smart to ignore that all I do is create shitty mainstream games for easily impressed people. Games that are plaqued with DLC. |
I'm haterz and I think you wrong cus 3rd party devs are trying really hard to please the Nintendo fan base! and we believe everything they say
| R.I.P Mr Iwata :'( | ||
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I'm a 3rd party developer and refuse to support Wii U because...
- No one owns a Wii U!
- Not enough RAM!
- It doesn't have 8 cores!
- It's not called XB1 or PS4!

Because a funny panda on VGchartz told me not to.
because the hardware is to weak. The effort to optimize my game for it would cut into the crucial development time we need for this companion app we are making.


I wish some people were a little more creative with their posts in this thread for a good laugh, there are so many possibilities you can take advantage of.

www.youtube.com/@Pemalite
| Pemalite said: I wish some people were a little more creative with their posts in this thread for a good laugh, there are so many possibilities you can take advantage of. |
by all means keep writing if you have the time :)
some of the posts are pretty funny though we are third party so we tend to be lazy and Nintendo just does not provide the help we need
| R.I.P Mr Iwata :'( | ||
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| Pemalite said: I wish some people were a little more creative with their posts in this thread for a good laugh, there are so many possibilities you can take advantage of. |
Ok, I'll give it a try (even though no one will ever top your post)
I don't support my Wii U because when I bought one to my kids it got stealed by a mexican. When I started looking for the bastard, he worked for the CIA and found out that Nintendo placed a semen-bomb in every Wii U and a camara to it's sides. So Nintendo is trying to find which consumers are getting PS4's and Xbones, and when they find a victim, they'll deploy the bomb so they can literally "rape" their competition.
Bet with bluedawgs: I say Switch will outsell PS4 in 2018, he says PS4 will outsell Switch. He's now permabanned, but the bet will remain in my sig.
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Won't produce for WiiU cuz no matter how good of a game I make, ninty fans will still call it garbage and will buy Mario instead.
