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Logico15 on 03 December 2013

Someone must of had slipped shrooms in your toast boy!



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Euphoria14 on 03 December 2013

Please, just spare us these pointless threads.



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pokoko on 03 December 2013

On my 2.5Mbps connectiion? Good luck with all of that.



Panicnausia on 03 December 2013

I heard the secret sauce can get you pregnant.



Chevinator123 on 03 December 2013

Teh cloud lightning strikes that gives the xbone 1.21 jiggabites of extra ram to power its flux compacitor to take you into teh future of gaming.



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SvennoJ on 03 December 2013
wick said:
According to some around here it can also cure cancer, solve world hunger and make it so your toast doesn't always land butter down when you drop it.

TeH CloUDz!!!

Seriously though, joke thread is too obvious.

Too late, TeH CeLL already cured cancer.
Did anything come out of Folding@Home cloud computing apart from accelerating YLOD...
Actually it produced 109 research papers accoriding to wikipedia, great so it killed trees as well next to ps3s :p



Ashadian on 03 December 2013
toastboy44562 said:

It can:

-Smooth online experience

-Save online data more effeciently

-Turn sub HD games into 1080p games

-Change AI to do remarkable things

-Make kinnect talk back to you

-Get TV subsities thus making Xbox One free

-Turn your SD TV into an HD one

Can't wait for Microsoft to release the power of the cloud. Add other things it can do!

Lies all lies!

truth fact:

Clouds make rain!

MS Cloud make BS!



endimion on 04 December 2013

Pfff what a failed joke post.... Let me help....

da clouds is actually very real and will be a huge advantage down the line... I feel sorry for all the sad person that think they know better and take it as PR BS...ok it might not give you better graphics... But it will give you access to resources that will enable tasks that are not possible without it ir at least would drain computing process locally that could be used for gaming ir whatever you are doing... I see it being vastly used by apps like it is already the case on MS other OSs...but yeah keep thinking you are super smart believing it's all PR BS... We'll see down the line who us right....












thread fixed *popcorn, and beer at the ready*



OdinHades on 04 December 2013
pokoko said:
On my 2.5Mbps connectiion? Good luck with all of that.


TEH CLOUD™ upgrades your connection to 100 Gbit/s.



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kirby007 on 04 December 2013
pokoko said:
On my 2.5Mbps connectiion? Good luck with all of that.

tbh, its more about latency then bandwidth



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