@ madskillz

LOL

Seems like a solid plan to me dude

And yeah she is very responsible for my financial distress, also her parents are very wealthy, surely no loss to them, but I know it'd piss her off knowing I've got it.

Sell it, eye for an eye, ball for a ball

^ Good, let her parent's buy her a new end table (thx madskillz)

but you still haven't answered me, what's a tosser?

you should give her furniture back....but only after you have hidden a few dead fish in it,,, when that rots after she has it all moved in .....ahhh the sweet smell of revenge

 A tosser is slang for somebody who masterbates, lol.

Personally i think you should give back her furniture and just forgive her for what she has done, now i do not mean take her back, but forgive her for your own sake, or you will not be able to start a fresh. Move on with your life and realise, she was nothing without you (its definatey easeir said the done, howeve it can be done). The best revenge is self improvement, trust me, i have been down your road and its not pretty. As soon as you are able to forgive what she has done, your feelings of negativity will disapear. Do not do it for her sake, simply cause she does not derserve it, but do it for yours because you do deserve it. Which part of the UK do you live

Here in Australia "tosser" can also just mean someone is a dickhead or asshole. "wanker" literally means someone who masturbates, but here in Australia it is still used as your regular run-of-the-mill insult.

@ DJ Meister - LOL - thanks for the comments ...

Look, I've had some wild women in my past - but their exes are no joke. I am not sure what country you are in, Angels, but women here in the U.S., namely minority are like John Wayne toilet paper - tough as nails and doesn't take crap off anyone.

Case and point - this dude was taggin' two girls in the same dorm just doors down from each other. He told his girl he was studying (Anatomy, no doubt) but he drove his brand-new Pathfinder to her dorm. And sure enough, he was getting his freak on a few doors down. Baby girl walked to the gas station, got a gallon or two of fuel in a bottle, inserted scarf, lit it and tossed it into his truck. Oh, that junk went up like the U.S. deficit. He was screaming expletives and came out of the room with a towel wrapped around him.

Another instance, a girl I was hollerin' at told me if I hurt her emotionally, I would get hurt physically.

I dunno about foreign babes, but the women over here will CUT YOU, son.

Give her back her furniture. You trying to be hard and will likely end up begging for your life in a hospital over an armoire. F dat, son ...

I think you should give it back, you'll be the bigger and better person, even if she doesn't deserve it