Well I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect.

I have an extremely average penis.

everything fine right now  too bad that i also say that in real life if not everything is fine just because i don't like to talk about whatever it is.

I'm verrrrry picky when it comes to my beer. If a guy offers me a beer say like miller light, bud light or any crappy watered down corporate beer, (without hesitation) I'll decline the offer.

Yeah sure beer is beer but I have somewhat higher standards, Give me something stronger like a fat tire, negra modelo, or guinness extra stout, This is why I tell people why I don't drink beer because instead of bitching about their beer selection, I just simply wont drink or bring my own. I'm more of a rum/whiskey/tequila man anyway.

Handsome
Lazy
Bad temper/hysteric

-Defensive
-Lazy in regards to trying new things that would improve my life (like re-establishing my social network)
-Given to bouts of irrational fury

Procrastination
Highly addictive personality.
Sometimes Selfish.

That's not a flaw, it's a disgrace.

Well, I am a big fan of yours even when we disagree so no hard feelings.  If anything I probably pester you a bit much.  So that's my flaw, I like people often and try to push friendship.

I'm lazy, a procrastinator, not the best conversationalist, and I speak my mind, even when I probably shouldn't.