1. Captain Falcon: "FAL-CON PUUUNCH!" "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!" Need I say more?
2. Ganondorf: He's just so Bad Ass
3. Princess Ruto: Because she's needlessly hot and naked 24/7
4. Bowser: Because its Bowser
5. Zelda/Sheik: Because a chick who can turn into a male and back has the best of both worlds.