14 Outrageous Secrets That a Homosexual Will Never Tell You (Probably NSFW)

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killerzX on 19 September 2013

mysticwolf said:

killerzX said:

mysticwolf said:

gay stuff

you realize thi article is satire, right?

But the sad thing is that some people think it's true.

who?

like .001% of the population.

im sure i could find someone who believes the moon is made out of cheese too.

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badgenome on 19 September 2013

killerzX said:

im sure i could find someone who believes the mom is made out of cheese too.

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PullusPardus on 19 September 2013

1) Homosexuals bleach their anuses.

Yeah , all pornstars do as well.

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Weedlab on 19 September 2013

Nothing surprising here ... I must be gay then.

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RCTjunkie on 19 September 2013

*Facepalm*

WHO IS JESUS REALLY?

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Zappykins on 19 September 2013

Lyrikalstylez said:

DJEVOLVE said:

Lyrikalstylez said:
I agree with the gay lifestyle being shoved down our throats (no pun intended)on a daily basis

It's getting where one has to accept the gay lifestyle, if not people would automatically attack you
If I find it immoral it's my opinion, am I not entitled to it?

It doesn't effect you, so why do you even care?

Plus immoral is not understanding and acceptance.

Also heterosexual views are always shoved down their throat. Why don't you look at it from someone else point of view. Maybe a gay mans. Nothing wrong with that and if you think there is.......

I just don't like it where I have to tread water with my views but in turn its ok for them to flaunt their gayness through various media and public environments.... I mean I accept your gay so why even bring it up,I don't flaunt my heterosexuality.... is what I'm trying to say.

Dude, you are totally flaunting your gayness with that fabulously colourful footer, but it's all cool.

Hope you are happy. Find someone you love that loves you back and you live happily ever after.

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Porcupine_I on 19 September 2013

Goddamned, who is spreading my secrets?

“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

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Zappykins on 19 September 2013

My favorite is #14) Cat ownership is a sad substitute for healthy, Christian relationships. Does anyone know if that also applies to dogs and birds? How about rabbits and chinchillas? (Quick glancing look at mysticwolf; wonders who to set 'em up with.)

Poor little cats have been called evil by Christians for so long, it a wonder there still are cats.

Still the sad thing, is many people will believe this crazy stuff when they see the nutter say it on The 700 Club and things like that.

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sethnintendo on 19 September 2013

Homosexuality in animals doesn't just occur in captivity. It occurs in the wild. Actually, this seems to be a joke article considering most of the list.