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toastboy44562 said:
my dad showed me when i was 4

Yeah fucking right.



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i was like 10,i was watching porn and i started to hump my pillow and realized it felt really good when my penis was jerked...so i went to the bathroom and did it. like leo-j i felt like it was the devils work lol...ofcourse i would do it alot till i was 13 and i exploded...i was WTF?!?!



I have no idea. All I remember is it was the best feeling ever the first time I did it. It still feels good to jack off every now and then, but never as good as the first time IMO.



There's a weird story with mine, but I'll have to find a good way to craft it, so give me some time...



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The first time I did it I wouldn't ejaculate like my older friends told me, but it felt good LOL. I started by influence of them talking about it and watching porn.

Since that time, I thought I was not normal, because they used to talk about ejaculating and I didn't know that it came along with puberty, so I would try very often (LOL) to check if I was already a regular human being just like my older friends.

As the months passed by I was getting really upset and worried with that. I feared that I would have something wrong with my wiener to the point of lying to my parents saying that my little penis would "burn randomly and have a very itchy sensation", so I could get an overall medical exam and check if somethings wrong!

Medical exam was ok and I was still frustrated over the fact that I couldn't ejaculate.

When it finally happened 2 or 3 years later (at 12~13) I was so happy that I still clearly remember the scene in my bathroom xD


 



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superchunk said:
my aunt's muscle vibrator. Yes that's right kiddies, muscle vibrator's can be a man's best friend.

Oh the massage one?We had one and it was like inside a pillow and I borrowed it put in my head and felt relaxed then I put it in my (you know what) and bam it all happened lol,Damn I felt like fainting



Well, I guess you all should know how I came of age.

It wasn't actually on a bus in Argentina (that was the second time). You see, I was just a wee lad in 5th grade and my girlfriend spent all of our reading time hugging me. Now, back in the day a hug was like full blown sex to me, and at that age I was a raging pile of hormones. I went to the library to check out a book and i found one on sex :s

So, i read up, learned about the stuff and then went back to class. A few hugs later I told the teacher i had a bad stomach ache and that i needed the bathroom. Yes, that's the place. A school bathroom.

gross? yes. worth it? yes.



It happened by accident. Its the same like how adam and eve got together. No one told them how to mate, it just happens naturally because you would start to be more curious and experiment with things when you grow up.

Some don't know the right thing to do, so they will turn bad, and that's how bad and better people come about.

But the thing I don't really understand is whether masturbating during puberty will cause your growing in height to stop



                                  

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just happened to be honest



no idea how to make this properly work

This thread offends me. There's no place for a thread like this. I'm surprised a mod hasn't locked this disgusting thread.