Big balls make you a bad dad

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0815user on 11 September 2013

1. girl: geeez you're so small
2. boy: but i'm a good father.
3. ???
4. score

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badgenome on 11 September 2013

Panama said:
I hear you can also discern whether someone will have criminal tendencies from just inspecting their cranium!

Did you really just compare phrenology to testicology?

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kljesta64 on 11 September 2013

its not easy to play with little kids and giant balls i guess..

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zuvuyeay on 11 September 2013

i'd rather have huge nuts to be honest,size matters whatever they tell you

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badgenome on 11 September 2013

zuvuyeay said:
i'd rather have huge nuts to be honest,size matters whatever they tell you

It's true. There's nothing more humiliating than putting your balls in a chick's vagina and having her ask, "Are they in yet?"

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zuvuyeay on 11 September 2013

badgenome said:

zuvuyeay said:
i'd rather have huge nuts to be honest,size matters whatever they tell you

It's true. There's nothing more humiliating than putting your balls in a chick's vagina and having her ask, "Are they in yet?"

with big swinging nuts it gives the other 2 girls something to do

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DD_Bwest on 11 September 2013

Would posting a picture of the guy with 132pound balls be to much?

they are tucked away...

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Panama on 11 September 2013

badgenome said:

Panama said:
I hear you can also discern whether someone will have criminal tendencies from just inspecting their cranium!

Did you really just compare phrenology to testicology?

Give it about 100 years and I'll be getting awards from small testicled scholars for pointing out another useless science.

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noname2200 on 11 September 2013

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Of those, one was excluded from the study when it was found that his testes were larger than "any recorded value found in the literature."

Like that's my fault...

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Weedlab on 11 September 2013

Wtf!? There's a game called Milk and Nuts? Damn ... I would think something like that would have been in the Atari days with ET.

As for the article, good thing I don't intend to have kids ....

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