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Anybody else smell the sarcasm in here?



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geddie221 said:
Anybody else smell the sarcasm in here?



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spurgeonryan said:
archbrix said:
spurgeonryan said:

[...] Now he has seen a naked indian, the definition of Naked boobs, and naked sex...

Just be glad he doesn't have an Atari 2600; you could see this exact thing in an actual game, lol:

I would just tell him the Native American was Karate kicking Custer in what looks like Utah or Nevada.

Wouldn't work... there is no mistaking Lego sex.



Next thing you know he will be wanting to buy mutual funds and participating in a quilting circle.

They grow up so fast.



 

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spurgeonryan said:

Plus I had to explain to him at the age of 10 that babies come from a virus that Males give to females after being in contact with each other for close to an hour.

 

You should not lie to your son like that. He needs to know the full truth. In addition to close contact in order to transmit the virus it requires several outings to restaurents and movies and other places of entertainment, and several thousand dollars of expenditure.



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LOL Man I sure hope the OP was just a trolling post. Cause that shit is hilarious.



 

Me: the early years.



 

Aw the internet has changed everything.

My psp hardly got internet in my room, but it worked.

Didn't even know what I was supossed to do with the pics lol. Felt like a man though. I was older than ten but not too much.



Lucky bastard. When I was his age, Nintendo was for jumping on turtles and you had to suffer through hours of late night cable TV just to get a hope of a chance to see some boob.



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Lol I though were going to say nintendo first party came up with a mature game. Just put parental locks on the system. Control the extent of how the kids use the product.