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Lucky bastard. When I was his age, Nintendo was for jumping on turtles and you had to suffer through hours of late night cable TV just to get a hope of a chance to see some boob.



"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event."  — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
*Image indefinitely borrowed from BrainBoxLtd without his consent.