Buy Your Kid A Vita And They Won't Ask About Sex

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PullusPardus on 02 August 2013

http://kotaku.com/weird-playstation-ad-buy-your-kid-a-vita-and-they-won-1001906187

Let him play with himself.

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Wright on 02 August 2013

What if they play Soul Sacrifice?

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pokoko on 02 August 2013

Wait until he comes across Dragon's Crown.

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orniletter on 02 August 2013

butbutbut Dead or Alive...in 3D !!!

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Xen on 02 August 2013

pokoko said:
Wait until he comes across Dragon's Crown.

Ugh :/

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badgenome on 02 August 2013

Buy your kid a Vita and he'll think twice about asking you to buy him things in the future.

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_crazy_man_ on 02 August 2013

What.....I mean.....are they implying that he'll be too busy playing games to bother with girls?

Because it looks more like he's discovering porn......

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orniletter on 02 August 2013

...and suddenly this comes to mind:

Sony and their "sexy" marketing :D !

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Th3PANO on 02 August 2013

Sony ads are priceless. Still remember this lol:

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PullusPardus on 02 August 2013

orniletter said:
butbutbut Dead or Alive...in 3D !!!

Hence the "Play with himself" part.

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