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people are really paranoid about the hi-fidelity of kinect spying on them in their house while they wank their yankers watching porn on ie i guess  or while they plot some form of criminal or terrorist activity.  but seriously kinect for xbox one is amazing.  one thing people are missing is that kinect works in total darkness with the active ir.  so i was thinking all you have to do is block the hd camera and it will work just fine. so no scanning what lotion you use to take care of your gamer urges while pausing tomb raider



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Putting your boxers over the camera is not a viable option, Kinect can sense when you're masturbating and can feel the heat signatures in the room. Your solution is invalid, it's the tech from the future, just covering the camera is punishable by death and can result in the removal of your Xbox without any reimbursement.



Disconnect and self destruct, one bullet a time.

No really it's 95 percent non Xbox fans just putting down something that is exclusive to that console.



Why wouldn't you want to let your goverment know that you are mastrubating? its not that private...



 

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!) 

Kinects thermal sensors are so great that they can detect Cannabis factories as well as masturbating teenagers.



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When I choose to secretly film my sex life, I choose Kinect.

Remember, if you don't want to be a victim, be the criminal.



tres said:

people are really paranoid about the hi-fidelity of kinect spying on them in their house while they wank their yankers watching porn on ie i guess  or while they plot some form of criminal or terrorist activity.  but seriously kinect for xbox one is amazing.  one thing people are missing is that kinect works in total darkness with the active ir.  so i was thinking all you have to do is block the hd camera and it will work just fine. so no scanning what lotion you use to take care of your gamer urges while pausing tomb raider


1) have you ever played and tested kinect2 ?or how do you know wether it is great or not.Maybe it will finally work that good as they have promised half a decade ago for kinect 1.

 

2)once again this paranoid stuff.

You can't  call people "surveillance state minions" who love kinect without being banned but you can call people paranoid  who don"t want or like kinect and even do this in the thread title and everything is alright?strange.



Or you can just turn the camera around to face the wall. People really are getting dumber these days.



No, most of them haven't thought about it because they never considered buying Xbox One in the first place.


And the few ones who actually have thought about it hope that skeptics won't.



I'm going to set up a kinect to watch my kinect. Can't trust 'em.



Before the PS3 everyone was nice to me :(