WoW, im asking MEGA nice. would you PLEASE play me. If you in......i would accept a 2 week ban.

PS: what is the money system here on the site for? can i buy stuff and have it sent to me house?

Sorry, but Kirby is far greater than Peach:

His small size allows him to often be able to simply duck in order to avoid projectiles
Can copy opponents ability allowing him a diversity of moves that can't be matched
Can eat opponents and then spit them out under the stage
Can do up to 5 midair jumps + UpB, allows him to almost always get back to the stage
His aerial attacks can be easily switched up for either a combo hit or side smash
His running attack is perfect for wearing down shields and intercepting dodges
DownB is great for dropping altitude quickly and breaking up a fray
UpA can be easily combo'd and DownA can delivery a high number of attacks
His normal A attack is possibly one of the fastest attacks next to the star fox crew

i thinking of switching my mains, lucas is very good, but he has a lot of flaws. and the more i use him they become a lot more evident. and on thing that really pisses me off is pk thunder if the game is lagging its way too hard to control and i end up dying -_-U. he has strong smashes but they can easily be avoided and they leave him open.

Aha but Peach has advantages over some of those too!
Peach's Turnips are affected by gravity and as such they can hit people low to the ground and on lower platforms when used correctly.
Kirby's diversity is limited by the fact that not all B moves are created equally.
Kirby can't eat opponents and spit them out if he has a copied power; he must sacrifice one ability to do the other.
Kirby's Up + B can't save him if he runs out of jumps though. Peach's Up + B has a much better chance to save her if she uses her 2nd jump/float.
Peach's dash attack does a double slap which seems to piece shields all the time as well.
Kirby's Down + B also gets you smashed a lot Grey. Just need to time the smash properly. ^_^
Peach's A can be comboed as well and it has decent reach and high priority. Slap slap!
Peach's A is faster.

No one can stop the penultimate death machine of doom that is Princess Peach!

It's not necessarily lag that's killing you.  Ness' PK Thunder turns a LOT faster than Lucas' does so if you switch between them a lot it could hurt your timing.

Lucas, to me, becomes roughly twice as easy to beat once you learn to avoid his Up + A move. 

 I'm not gonna argue with you on this Grey Acumen, Kirby is my main in Brawl. (great Kirby vs Kirby fights yesterday btw!) But how dare you not mention Kirby's coolest move: the side-smash! That little forward kick is a real killer!

VG$ is used for the prediction league. That is about it.

Edit: sorry dsoverpsp, This was in response to the edit by TGM.

is this a response to something?

but VG$ is also used to gain respect 

It'd be great if it had the wind-up time the original did.  It's too long in Brawl IMO.  In fact, I think the Side + B hammer has less wind up time.

I'm sorry but Peach is clearly better than Kirby. Peach mains FTW!!!