Haha, that was pretty hilarious. XD

That was brilliant.

Definitely update it after E3.

Since the positive reactions, tagging for a read later this day.

brilliant!!!!!!!!!!! that was an awesome read and hilarious. e3 is almost here =D

Very good. I also have tried my hand at comedy and can know hard it can be. My only suggestion is that your next one shouldn't run as long. Besides for that, I rather enjoyed it.

Very fun piece! You managed to mirror the console situation with relationship equivalents really well. My favorite line has to be "I don't even know if I should write this... but... I think he has crabs."

That was so fun to read. Lots of good jokes in there, I like how at the end you show how gamers were really too hard on some of their "exes" (Nick mostly).

Your girl side is pretty fun. :)

Brilliant piece of work, all-round, yes I do recall someone else did this back when the 7 Gen began. on E3!

Really can't wait for a follow up!!! ;)

I lmao and rofl after I read the whole piece! X'D

Cool. Thanks for the feedback guys, and I'm glad people enjoyed it. If anyone could help me with a better title, I'd appreciate it. :)

You are thinking of my famous old, "If the Console Wars were real..."  thread ;) 

The OP of this thread made something similar which is interesting!