I can't imagine any girl being ok with this.

No. This is why my testicles are still attached to me.

I have woken up with my weiner in my hand though.

Prove what? Are you suggesting that being married and consenting to sex once is automatic consent for all time?

I have permission to do it but seriously ... I can't. Too weird

Seems like a wasted opportunity for some quality alone time.

I've been asked to do this before, more than once.  Girls like sex too and there are worse ways to wake up.

Doing it with out advance permission though and you are taking a chance.

eh, it goes both ways. I wake up already thrusting, and nipple wet cuz i've been fiddled with. It gets my past office gf jelly, too.

@OP: Yes, many times, but they woke up immediately, and they were quite happy. BTW, the best position to try this is with both laying on one side and the man staying behind the woman, it's the most relaxing position for the muscles there also for trying the second channel the first times if the woman feels pain or fears feeling it ( after this trick was suggested to me for the first time, a former GF of mine turned from being scared by it up to almost passing out the first time I tried, to loving it and wanting it every time ).

Yes, it ended me up in jail though, I was in the wrong house.