For the first time in my life I might actually not buy any console this gen.

I am bitter about the WiiU because it came in the night and burned my house down, I can still remember the flames and the malicious laughter of the Nintendo console as it destroyed my home.

I am also bitter about the PS4 because it killed my parents in a car acident, it was drunk driving and drove my folks SUV down the cliff, really sad day for me.

Also bitter about the XBOX ONE, as it raped me. It came and forced me to make sex to it, saying that it would kill me if I refused.

So... PC for me this gen I guess... =/

(Warning: This thread is a (not that funny) joke, that people with no sense of humor might find offensive or confusing. It contains silly language and should not be read by children, adults or the elderly.)

Very valid points that I can't argue against.
I'm sorry for your losses and hopefully one day you can forgive them.

I actually thought you were serious on the WiiU part because I am hearing issues with one of the plugs fizzing.

Sounds like you've been having a bad day, Batman.

Good laugh.

At first I thought "enough of the drama" lol.

Did the XBONE make you pregnant?

Time for some board games?

Or go outside and play?

New Jersey is their best album by far

Yes, New Jersey is amazing! =D