For the first time in my life I might actually not buy any console this gen.
I am bitter about the WiiU because it came in the night and burned my house down, I can still remember the flames and the malicious laughter of the Nintendo console as it destroyed my home.
I am also bitter about the PS4 because it killed my parents in a car acident, it was drunk driving and drove my folks SUV down the cliff, really sad day for me.
Also bitter about the XBOX ONE, as it raped me. It came and forced me to make sex to it, saying that it would kill me if I refused.
So... PC for me this gen I guess... =/
(Warning: This thread is a (not that funny) joke, that people with no sense of humor might find offensive or confusing. It contains silly language and should not be read by children, adults or the elderly.)
My grammar errors are justified by the fact that I am a brazilian living in Brazil. I am also very stupid.
