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spurgeonryan said:
Otakumegane said:
Maybe the sex is just that amazing.



Well Zelda is at least adventurous. Dos Peach even have a family? Father? Queen mother? She is a shut in and knows no sex moves.

why do you think bowser keep kidnapping her? and why mario keep saving her?

because her sex is more amazing than angelina jolie on her prime.....



she is called PEACH for some reason...



 

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I hear Elena in Uncharted puts out and Kratos could show them a good time in a brothel



Aren't they in the friendzone with those women? I have never seen them getting any.. I'm sure Peach and Zelda are banging Bowser and Ganon... you can't get kidnapped that many times..



 

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NiKKoM said:
Aren't they in the friendzone with those women? I have never seen them getting any.. I'm sure Peach and Zelda are banging Browser and Ganon... you can't get kidnapped that many times..

Hm, if at all Zelda usually tends to get kidnapped towards the end of the game, not much quality-time with Ganondorf. A quickie at best XD