USA: Hey, don't make nuclear weapons.
N. Korea: We're not, we're just doing this for other reasons.
USA: I'm serious, stop it.
N. Korea: ??? We're not making weapons.
USA: Enough is enough, STOP now or we will STOP you.
N Korea: Let me just test this missile really quickly.
USA: WTF do you think you're doing???
N Korea: Haha, we're going to shoot nuclear missiles at you soon!
The next response should be:
USA: Oh, you like playing with nuclear weapons huh? Try this one on for size.
N Korea: Fuck. We're dead.
I really don't understand N. Korea at all. Do they have no sense at all who they are dealing with? We jump at the opportunity for war.