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Deyon on 28 February 2013
Bajablo said:
bananaking21 said:
because when a beard grows it starts to itch us men, a thing you will never understand deyon

It itches becouse you don't let it grow and cut it off :P

Your sig punched a hole thru my wall.



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walsufnir on 28 February 2013
Deyon said:
walsufnir said:

Yes and it is exactly that smell that was attractive to men and women when we evolved as humans. As I said, times just have changed but using perfumes etc. is only a little time when looking at mankind's whole history. And btw, we don't have a "cave of Wonders", at least some don't ;)

What the F........

I guess women are right, men are gross!


Why are we gross? I said how it was before, when we used to live in caves, when men went for hunting sabre-tooth tigers and wrestled with mammoths while their wifes made nice brooms to clean the cave up for their men so they won't beat them for being lazy!



Bajablo on 28 February 2013
Deyon said:
Bajablo said:
bananaking21 said:
because when a beard grows it starts to itch us men, a thing you will never understand deyon

It itches becouse you don't let it grow and cut it off :P

Your sig punched a hole thru my wall.

Yeah, saw that. Should be fixed now atleast? (looks ok for me now)



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Deyon on 28 February 2013
walsufnir said:

Why are we gross? I said how it was before, when we used to live in caves, when men went for hunting sabre-tooth tigers and wrestled with mammoths while their wifes made nice brooms to clean the cave up for their men so they won't beat them for being lazy!

We used to beat our wives and smell their armpits afterwards? AWESOME!



JEMC on 28 February 2013
walsufnir said:
Question to the men out there: Do you prefer electric shavers or classical razor-blade things like Gillette? Or do some of you use "real" razor-blades like men used to use when they killed bears bare-handed?

I use one of these

Wilkinson sword quattro, because 4 blades cut more than anything else, right?

And I shave because I'm forced by others and because my beard isn't symmetric, I have more hair on one side than the other and it looks a bit weird.



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Player2 on 28 February 2013
Deyon said:
walsufnir said:

Why are we gross? I said how it was before, when we used to live in caves, when men went for hunting sabre-tooth tigers and wrestled with mammoths while their wifes made nice brooms to clean the cave up for their men so they won't beat them for being lazy!

We used to beat our wives and smell their armpits afterwards? AWESOME!

Closest thing we had to drugs back then.



walsufnir on 28 February 2013
Deyon said:
walsufnir said:

Why are we gross? I said how it was before, when we used to live in caves, when men went for hunting sabre-tooth tigers and wrestled with mammoths while their wifes made nice brooms to clean the cave up for their men so they won't beat them for being lazy!

We used to beat our wives and smell their armpits afterwards? AWESOME!


Isn't it? Nowadays words like metro-sexual have to be invented to describe how we are. And why do you say "we" - I read you belong to the type that used to be beat up?



walsufnir on 28 February 2013
JEMC said:
walsufnir said:
Question to the men out there: Do you prefer electric shavers or classical razor-blade things like Gillette? Or do some of you use "real" razor-blades like men used to use when they killed bears bare-handed?

I use one of these

Wilkinson sword quattro, because 4 blades cut more than anything else, right?

And I shave because I'm forced by others and because my beard isn't symmetric, I have more hair on one side than the other and it looks a bit weird.


I use a Gillette Mach3 but I am annoyed of the rediculous prices for the razors so will buy something from Wilkinson. For everyday rasure I use a Philips electric shaver but it only prevents my beard of getting longer ;)



avais1993 on 28 February 2013

a little bit of stubble does a long way ;)



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Deyon on 28 February 2013
walsufnir said:
Deyon said:

We used to beat our wives and smell their armpits afterwards? AWESOME!

Isn't it? Nowadays words like metro-sexual have to be invented to describe how we are. And why do you say "we" - I read you belong to the type that used to be beat up?

I don't have any girls to smell. I smell my own armpit after i get beat up.