Weird question. Why do men shave their beards?

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Deyon said:

walsufnir said:

Why are we gross? I said how it was before, when we used to live in caves, when men went for hunting sabre-tooth tigers and wrestled with mammoths while their wifes made nice brooms to clean the cave up for their men so they won't beat them for being lazy!

We used to beat our wives and smell their armpits afterwards? AWESOME!

Closest thing we had to drugs back then.